A 63-year-old woman was eating some calamari at a restaurant in South Korea when she suddenly tasted something that was way too early in the night to taste: SQUID JIZZ! Like something out of a Japanese fetish porn, the woman bit into her semi-cooked calamari and quickly realized something in the squid was spunk. Ole’ girl is a spitter, because she spit that mess out and almost immediately noticed a tingling sensation in her mouth. It was a squid jizz party.
ABC News says that even though the squid she ate was dead and boiled, its sperm bags were alive and exploded in her mouth. The sacks released both jizz and some kind of cement that attached the sperm to the wall. Doctors later found “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue. Poor bitch went in craving some delicious calamari and came out smelling like she just sucked off Squidward Tentacles and he liked it a little too much.
ABC News also says that the chances of this mess happening in America is slim since restaurants here usually remove all squid organs before serving that up. [ Source: Dlisted]
Yikes!!! Good God! Thank the lord I eat my calamari fried >:)