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Marilyn Monroe as Pola Debevoise in How to Marry a Millionaire, 1953
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how to ride without a bus ticket in 2 easy steps:
WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT
This is amazig hahahahahahahahaha. The more you watch…
it just gets out like a normal person ahhaha
I can’t not reblog this…

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…his gait is cross between a long stiff legged march and a lope, with an invisible football under his right arm to boot. and it’s the sexiest damn thing ever.
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Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
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